I love Apple. True, I think their new approach to design sucks (I’ve always said, Bauhaus is design for designers with no artistic talent), but I still have my iPhone, iMac, iPad, and Macbook Pro. However, I would never wear an Apple Watch. Smart Watches are tacky. A Classy watch is the best of old world craftsmanship. It doesn’t take batteries or need a recharge, and it doesn’t have a touchscreen. So unless you have a fantasy about being Maxwell Smart, Michael Knight, or Penny from Inspector Gadget, leave the Apple watch to the hipsters, and get a real watch. Here are our picks for 5 watches you should be wearing if you want to be classy.